maggiekarp2:

allegedly-human:

orc-apologist:

curiositykilledthehermit:

repair-bear:

bulletsgirl:

lowresolutioncryptid:

bulletsgirl:

if tumblr ever starts forcing us to censor kill and die and murder and fuck and cunt and fag i’m deleting my account and starting an email chain with the mutuals

Wait I just thought about it and it might be cute to bring back wholesome church camp swear-swaps like frick,heck, jeez, mothertrucker. Sometimes the way ppl post we might need a lil. Swear jar,,

absolutely fucking not.

I still use “heck” depending on the context. “Heckin cute” just sounds more wholesome than “Fucking cute”. It’s all in the tone.

Also it’s sometimes so much funnier to use non swears.

I still think about that scene from Night In The Woods where (spoilers) Mae has a near death experience and a mascot shark in the darkness says “You’ve been Danged to Heck” and laugh about it.

You’re all missing the point luvs 💚 peace and love

“No guys don’t worry getting censored is like, soooooo fun we can have sleepover activities like making up words that are less impactful to not upset advertisers ” SHUT the fuck up please

heckin cunts

wyllravengard:

wyllravengard:

to the person who said astarion is an au of preminger on one of my posts, pls know that i am fucking d y i n g wheezing

truly uncanny

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

bananatwinky:

I’ve waited years to draw this

etct:

faygo:

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

biowho:

It would be really painful cool if at the start of Dreadwolf we made/imported the Inquisitor - not for a Hawke like cameo but because I really really want more of Solas’ murals and I want them to be actually be of Lavellan. Whether it’s just a hair color or their vallaslin or the place with the two halla statues were he tried to end their relationship. I don’t know where I’m going with this I just want their relationship (even if it’s not a romantic one) to matter and I think the frescoes are good way of showing it 

crobat:

variksel:

i hate you ai art i hate you “unalive” i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

wondersmith-and-sons:

wondersmith-and-sons:

foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there’s medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

some of my fave tags on this post

god this show is truly bonkers isn’t it.

shittytokudetails:

professor-doc-emeritus:

shittytokudetails:

I don’t like the trope of humble origins or “it could have happened with anyone” not beacuse of the humble origins itself, but because writers never seen to stick to it, it’s always revealed that they are super special, children of the monarch and only one who could save the universe everytime and always, it could have happened with anyone, except that they where actually chosen by a higher being and is destined to yada yada yada

yeah its hard to truly commit to that bit because at a certain point the story does need to answer the basic question of “well okay, if it could have been anyone why was it this one,” and usually people want a more existentially satisfying answer than “they were in the right place at the right time.” but if you want that, you either need to give them some unique skills and talents that set them apart, which means actually it couldn’t have been anyone, or you give them bullshit destiny powers, which leads to the above problems

But they did it with spiderman at some point too, every spiderperson in every reality is a chosen individual by the great web, no one is safe

silenthqll:

softwaring:

lmfaooo

lovetositinsilence:

we could have been… us.